I was looking for someone
who was interested
in ooRexx extensions,
and I found King Louie.
He's now more interested
in unlocked extensions
than in fire.
A-baba-beep-beep-bee-boo-doo
You strut with clean extensions tight
The scope is lean and right
You’ve got metaclass heavenward
And crashed missing INIT forward
I wanna be Rexxer, Rexx Cub
And stroll right into source
And be just like other Rexxers
I'm tired of monkeyin' around
Oh ooh-be-doo
I wanna code like you ooh ooh
I wanna type like you
Extend too
Too ooh ooh
You'll see it's true ooh ooh
INIT likes me-e-e-e
'Can learn to be
oo Rexxer like you ooh ooh
Gee, Cousin Louie,
you're doin' real good.
Now here's your part of the deal, cuz
Lay the secret on me of ooRexx 'tensions
But I don't know how to make extensions!
Now, don't try to kid me, Rexx Cub
I made a deal with you
What I desire is ooRexx 'tensions
To make my dream come true
Now give me the secret, Rexx Cub
Come on
Clue me what to do
Give me the power
Unlocked extensions
So I extend like you
Grumpy Dictator For Life
GDFL scares me